Uber To Introduce New "Ebony Express" Exclusive To Black Riders In 2016

 SAN FRANCISCO – American international transportation network company Uber has announced that they will begin a new branch called “Uber Ebony Express” in 2016, and will only be available to black people.

Uber will introduce a new line of cars for Uber Express, Uber Express cars will be strictly Cadillac cars. “We want to bring a sense of uniqueness to our black riders” says Travis Kalanick, the CEO of Uber, “That’s why we are using only Cadillacs for Uber Ebony Express, We know many black folks like Cadillacs. On top of that, every Uber Ebony Express car will be equipped with an AUX cord ready to be used by our riders”, finished Travis.

Uber has grown into a massive transportation networking company that is worth about $50 Billion dollars, since the company started in 2009. Uber expects it’s company to grow with the new Uber a Ebony Express branch. “This what Martin Luther King died for”, says Darnell Miller, “We gonna be in that Cadillac cruisin’ my n*gga. Uber came through with that Ebony Express sh*t. Them cars better be fireproof cause we gonna be playing that heat with that AUX cord bruh”. 

Uber will deploy Uber Ebony Express cars on January 1, 2016 just in time for New Years. For more information on Uber Ebony Express, subscribe to huzlers.mystagingwebsite.com for email alerts.


Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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