‘They Can’t Rape Us All.’ Thousands Sign Petition To Invade The Vatican To Find Pornography Collection

More than 100,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid the Vatican, to find hidden material, most of them remain in the shadows.

That said, here are 10 things that could possibly by hidden in the Vatican.

10. The World’s Largest Porn Collection

9. The Essene Gospel of Peace

8. Details of Jesus’s Bloodline

7. The Grand Grimoire

6. The Third Secret of Fátima

5. Extraterrestrial Artifacts

4. The Chronovisor

3. The Devil

2. Proof that Jesus Wasn’t Crucified

1. Proof that Pope Pius XII Helped Hitler

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