Supreme Court Says They Were "Joking" About Allowing Same-Sex Marriage; Still Not Allowed

WASHINGTON – In what appeared as a victory for the long-sought gay rights movement after the the Supreme Court announced that same-sex marriage will be accepted nationwide, the Supreme Court has shockingly admitted that they were just “joking” and that same-sex marriage is still not allowed nationwide.

“No longer may this liberty be denied,” Justice Anthony M. Kennedy wrote for the majority in the historic decision. “No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice and family. In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than once they were.” Although appearing to be serious in his statements, he was actually apparently joking, and that it was all part of a small joke not meant to have been misunderstood as a victory for those seeking same-sex marriage to be accepted nationwide, at least not yet.

Obviously a misunderstanding, the Supreme Court is now apologizing for the inappropriate joke and their misleading statements. the fight for same-sex marriage will resume. For more information and news updates, subscribe to www.huzlers.com below.

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