Study Shows New York Men Treat Timberlands Better than Their Significant Other

“8 out of 10 New York men said they would hold the door open for their Timbs, before these hoes. Its a serious issue.”

A New Study shows that most New York men are more of gentlemen for their Timberland boots than their significant other.

“These hoes come and go, but the love I have for Timbs forever.”

Psychologist William Rast says he blames Jay-Z, and them big ass lips for making Timberlands so popular to New York n****s.

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