Sharkeisha In A Coma After Fighting Kiara Holiday


HOUSTON – Sharkeisha Thompson, the girl who made worldwide headlines after being filmed punching a girl in the face apparently so hard she began showing symptoms of Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s disease, and even dyslexia (according to Doctors), has been reported to be comatose as of January 17, 2014 for reportedly getting into a “WWE match style fight” with another teenage girl.

“The other girl”, identified as Kiara Holiday, age 19, was minding her own business when Sharkeisha ran up to her and attempted to land a devastating blow to the face. Kiara says “I seen that one video, where that girl got the black punched off her skin, I knew what was coming if i didn’t act quick enough”. Kiara Holiday dodged Sharkeisha’s blows and the two went on to fight for a “Good 12 minutes”, as said by lucky witnesses. Kiara ended the fight when she body slammed Sharkeisha “Hulk Hogan style”.

Although Sharkeisha is currently comatose at Memorial Hermann Hospital, she will face criminal charges for starting the fight as Holiday only defended herself. It is unclear of what charges Sharkeisha will be filed against as it is believed by the court of law and prosecutors that Sharkeisha is superior to the human race and even unworthy of any type of affection and care and therefore deserves a much harsher punishment. It is a mystery how hero Kiara Holiday managed to stop Sharkeisha as it is believed that Sharkeisha was ultimately invincible.

Sharkeisha will be expected to recover in about 4 months and will then be tried in a court of law.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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