“She was trying to f**k up a good thing. I was getting double the p***y for 32 years, then she decided to catch feelings”
A Florida preacher was arrested for attempting to drown his sidechick while baptizing her during a Sunday ceremony where bystanders realized things were going wrong after 5 minutes past, and the pastor hadn’t brought her up for air.
“Once her weave started getting soggy we knew she had been under wayy too long” – Church Member
Pastor Ronnie Marchenen will face attempted murder charges and has already started passing around a collection plate to take care of his half a million dollar bail.