Post Malone’s team is excited to announce that Post Malone has officially taken a bath it took a few xanax and a couple friends to forcefully get him into a bathtub but he’s finally “clean”.
The forced bath happened at a rental the owner who wants to remain anonymous says he had to completely remodel his restroom because the smell of moldy cheese and cigarettes stayed within the restroom new tenants were complaining that the smell caused them severe headaches and eye bleeding. The smell was so bad some left negative reviews. And have hurt this renters reputation.
However his team says this hasn’t completely solved the problem because Post Malone now smells like a wet dog. But we do have to say CONGRATULATIONS!
And we hope he continues to shower at least once a month.