“She was trying to f**k up a good thing. I was getting double the p***y for 32 years, then she decided to catch feelings” A Florida preacher was arrested for attempting to drown his sidechick while baptizing her during a Sunday ceremony where bystanders realized things were going wrong after 5 minutes past, and the […] More

“Them shits look like the Batman signal and that hoe ain’t no super hero” Said a Louisiana man who was arrested for murder late Monday night. Kenneth Swanson was arrested for murder after neighbors called the police once they heard a loud gunshot at their apartment home. Police arrived and found Kenneth’s girlfriend dead where […] More

“8 out of 10 New York men said they would hold the door open for their Timbs, before these hoes. Its a serious issue.” A New Study shows that most New York men are more of gentlemen for their Timberland boots than their significant other. “These hoes come and go, but the love I have […] More

“I been missing out my whole life.” One Los Angeles Crip Gang member called it quits after tasting red kool aid for the first time. Carlos Black says he’s no longer apart of the Compton Crips after drinking Red koolaid for the first time on the low, and realizing all this gang sh*t is stupid, […] More

“Maury about to be out of business n*gga” Says Johnathan Munroe about raising $50,000 on GoFundME to build a time machine to go back in time and kill whoever invented child support. Mr. Munroe says he only needs about $20,000 more to start ordering parts, and complete the time machine that he says will basically […] More

FLORIDA – A Florida woman has filed for divorce after her husband, Kyle spent their entire life savings on a year supply of Monster energy drink. She claims Kyle spent more than $30,000 on Monster energy drinks, and now they have a negative balance and are on the verge of being homeless. In an exclusive […] More

Pride month has been exciting with many global companies showing their support from Microsoft to Chik-Fil-A, but the biggest surprise has been the first ever Neo-Nazi Pride parade and the new LGBT swastika logo. The parade comes as no surprise after a new study by the University of Dickinbut revealed 80% of neo-nazi men are […] More

Florida has a new sheriff in town and he’s pissed off at his mom. Hide your drywall, hide your Monsters because Kyle is causing property damage all across Florida state. Jacksonville, a Florida teen is in custody after he was caught stealing energy drinks and punching holes in the drywall at a local Home Depot. […] More

FLORIDA – Thieves rob a T-Mobile store in Miami, taking thousands in Apple products and leaving behind all Android devices. The thieves were walking past Android devices and ignoring them as if they were worthless. The manager of the store said, “We thought they would wipe out the entire store, but they showed no interest […] More

Xbox is celebrating LGBT Pride Month with a lot of pride, in a recent report, Xbox revealed 80% of its gamers were either gay or transgender. To celebrate LGBT it has released a beautiful theme and a custom Xbox one console. To make this celebration of LGBT one to remember it will make all account […] More

Why do men cheat? And why do they sometimes continue cheating after they’re caught, even in the face of profoundly unwanted consequences like divorce, loss of parental contact, loss of social standing? A new study by Dr. Lethat Mango suggests a man who cheats and on his girlfriend or wife are more loyal and faithful […] More