Man Beats Brother After He Caught Him Masturbating During “No Nut November” He Still Finished

CHICAGO – Evan Brown, 29, has been arrested after he allegedly “beat the sh*t” out of his brother after he walked in on him masturbating. According to officials, Brown claimed that it was “no nut November” and that he couldn’t let his brother fail on no nut November.

“I tried to stop him but he continued and some of it landed on my arm” Brown says “It’s tradition for us to go the entire month of November without nutting, we do it every year”.

Brown is referring to “no nut November”, which is apparently a popular internet joke trend that encourages people to not ejaculate during the entire month of November.

Officials found Brown’s brother badly beat up . “November just started, I would understand maybe 20 days in” says Chicago police officer James Carter, “it’s sad that he couldn’t make it through no nut November”.

Since the beating, Evan Brown has been bailed out of jail by his family for the set $1000.