LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has been reported kidnapped by a group of gang members earlier today. Sterling was reportedly leaving his mansion when two black vans full of gang members pulled up and kidnapped him at gunpoint and is currently being held at ransom for $1,000,000, please tell me I’m not the only person who foresaw this. Investigators are positive the kidnap is related to Sterling’s racist remarks, which were recorded on audio and posted by, none other than, TMZ
One witness, who has asked to be anonymous for safety purposes, said that there could have been two different gangs present. “In one truck, all of them was wearin’ red and in the otha, they was wearin’ all blue. It look like the bloods and crips if you ask me.” If the witness’ statement is accurate, it seems as if the ‘crips’ and ‘bloods’ shockingly ended their long time rivalry for this one occasion to work together and kidnap the racist Mr. Sterling; if a racist rich white man can lead to gang peace, it seems like we need more of them, don’t you think?
Sterling is being held at ransom for $1,000,000. Investigators say “it has been about 7 hours since the ransom was demanded and not a single soul has came forward to pay the Million dollars”, which, for some “strange” reason, is not surprising AT ALL. visit Huzlers.com for more daily news.