KKK Member Has Conflicting Thoughts On Race After 5-Hour Porn Sesh

Imperial Wizard Ray Larsen in a state of confusion after watching interracial porn.

KKK Imperial Wizard Ray Larsen has a very strict set of beliefs. He hates blacks. He hates Asians. He hates gays. He LOVES porn. Though usually apt at separating business and pleasure, reports suggest that Larsen had conflicting thoughts on race after a 5-hour porn session.

Feeling a little rambunctious on Monday, Larsen swapped his ceremonial white gloves with lubricated latex gloves and fired up his dusty computer. We checked in with the Klan Klextoff, who holds the responsibility of enthusiastically encouraging the Imperial Wizard during masturbation in a non-gay way.

“His porn sesh began as it always did, with tasteful videos of aggressive white men dominatin’ lil’ white women,” said the Klextoff, who wishes to remain anonymous. “He was chantin’ ‘WHITE POWER’ and givin’ his lil’ pecker hell, but then things got ugly..”

Getting caught up in the throws of passion, Larsen accidentally clicked on a title that infuriated him to his core: “Asian Schoolgirls Wowwed by Big Black Cock.”

“Oh we was mortified,” said the Klextoff. “All them stupid foreigners and they naked colored bodies. I wanted to burn my eyes out right then and there. But Larsen? He looked mesmerized. Even bein’ a lynchin’ enthusiast himself, I don’t think he never seen someone so hung.”

Larsen clicked another video: ‘Ebony Lesbians Tease White Nerd.’ And another, ‘Illegal Immigrants Burrow Through Wall for Cock.’

“It was like he was in a trance. He just kept clickin’ and clickin’ and clickin’,” said the Klextoff.  “And then, after a good few hours of it… well, it’s a good thing our robes is white.”

At a rally later that afternoon, Larsen preached to his Klansmen the superiority of the white race, but his words rang hollow. Feeling guilty and confused, he urged, “WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!” But behind the little peepholes in his mask, Larsen’s knew he was powerless to interracial porn.