LOS ANGELES – Rapper Kanye West has just announced that he will be beginning a new religion. A religion he calls “Westism”. Kanye has described his new religion as “made to praise the true God, me”.
Kanye West is known for his cocky and boasting behavior, always “trying to put himself on top of everyone, even God himself”. For those of you who follow celebrity news and music news, you know how Kanye West can be. From ranting “I’m gonna let you finish” to “You ain’t got the answers”, Kanye West is one of the most controversial artists of today. So, it is of no surprise that Kanye West will begin a new religion, who’s main objective is to praise Kanye West himself. Kanye West is also in the process of building his own temple, in other words, church—where people can come and pray to him and worship. Kanye West is even in the process of writing his very own bible, it will be called “The Holy Yeezus”. Kanye has 15 different writers helping him write The Holy Yeezus.
“I am a God, no doubt. That being said I feel I deserve my own religion and temple where intelligent people can come and pray to me”, said Kanye West. But how exactly will people pray to him? And how will the services be? According to Kanye, there will be services every Sunday morning, and he will hire a preacher to give the services. There will also be “prayer sessions” every Sunday night, where people will come and sit in booths with a audio recorder and pray to Kanye; All the prayers will then be sent to Kanye and he will listen and act upon every single prayer.
Kanye’s temple, which is currently being built in the Los Angeles metropolitan area, is estimated to be finished in October of this year. For more information on Kanye West and Westism, subscribe to huzlers.mystagingwebsite.com for email updates.