Joe Jackson Smuggled Belt Into Heaven Witnesses Say He Was Looking For Michael Jackson

Today a tip was sent to us from an informant in heaven, the person said that Joe Jackson smuggled a belt into heaven after he made it through the pearl gates. Joe was walking around popping his belt screaming we will not accept a Color TV , we should have won 1st place!

After the talent show for Jesus was over Joe started beating on Michael Jackson because he didn’t do a spin move right which is why they didn’t win 1st place.

Bouncers at the talent show removed Joe from the event,

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Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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