Harambe Sex Tape Has Been Leaked And The World Is Going Crazy!

CINCINNATi, OHIO – Harambe is very much the people’s hero. He died for our sins. He’s a martyr. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. He left us far too soon and, since then, we’ve been trying to pull though but, honestly, it doesn’t look like the world can recover from a blow like that.

Speaking of hard blows, Harambe has been posthumously caught up in a sex scandal and you know what that means? It means he’s rocked our world twice. The gorilla that keeps on giving.

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The video’s name says it all really.

As of yet, it’s unclear whether the gorilla in the video is in fact Harambe or if this is just some sort of half-arsed ape kiss-and-tell style affair that turns out to be falsified.

If this is Harambe, however, the somewhat distasteful leak could bring with it silver linings – some sort of Hamambaby, perhaps?

[Our inside source Hellou]

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