Glamour Magazine Finally Strips Caitlyn Jenner Of Woman Of The Year Award; Will Be Presented to A Real Woman

 LOS ANGELES – After weeks of controversy regarding Caitlyn Jenner’s Woman of the year award presented to her by Glamour Magazine. Glamour magazine has announced that they will strip Cailtyn Jenner of the award and present it to someone else.

Millions of people were both saddened and angered at Glamour magazine for awarding Caitlyn Jenner with such an award, considering that “she” is actually not even a woman. So how could a man win the Woman of the year award? How can someone win the woman of the year award simply by switching genders? Many claim that even porn star Mia Khalifa was more worthy of the woman of the year award than Caitlyn Jenner.

The controversy reached a climax a few days ago after the husband of a 9/11 hero returned his late wife’s Woman of the year award, when learning that Caitlyn Jenner had won the same award. He was tremendously upset that Caitlyn Jenner had won the same award his wife won, criticizing Glamour magazine for not being able to find any other woman in the world more deserving of the award. 

“We’ve decided to take back the award” said a Glamour magazine spokeswoman, “We’ve considered all the complaints and came to the conclusion that it was completely foolish to award Kylie Jenner’s transsexual father with the Woman of the year award. I actually told the publishers it was a bad idea from the start but they did not listen to me. We are greatly sorry to those who were offended and angered at our initial decision. We will re-present the award to a more deserving woman in the days to come.”

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Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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