Former President George W. Bush Diagnosed With Ebola Disease

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TEXAS – Former president of the United States, George W. Bush, has been just diagnosed with the infamous Ebola virus. Officials say they will have to quarantine the former president from his family and all of the United States until he is free of the disease. Officials have also said they may even send Mr. Bush to Africa, which is where the Ebola virus comes from.

Ebolavirus or simply Ebola is a disease of humans and other primates caused by an ebolavirus. Symptoms include fevers, sore throats, muscle pains, headaches, diarrhea, and vomiting; Along with decreased function of the liver and kidneys. The virus also leads to major internal and external bleeding which eventually leads to death. Ebola has recieved major attention in 2014 due to one of biggest outbreaks in Ebola’s history in Africa, where thousands have been diagnosed and hundreds have died.

“This is tragic” says current president Barack Obama, “It’s sad to see a former president be diagnosed with an African disease, especially if he has to be sent to Africa.. it wouldn’t be right to punish Africa even more by sending Mr. Bush there” Obama concluded. We will keep you updated as soon as more news unfolds.

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