Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath

MIAMI – A Florida man has been arrested after he allegedly climbed a traffic light on a busy intersection and began sh*tting on cars passing underneath.

Roy Stern was arrested by Miami police after numerous calls about a man hanging from a traffic light and sh*tting on cars. Police and the fire department had to bring Roy down via ladder. According to authorities Roy was high on crystal meth and marijuana.

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