Donald Trump Will End California Wildfires By Banning Wildfires He Is Truly Making America Great Again

TRUMP TOWER – The president of the United States has decided to finally put an end to the recent wildfires in California. He went for the simplest solution: banning wildfires. As simple as it sounds. Wildfires has been causing extreme damage in all areas of California and the president has decided enough was enough, he goes on to stay these wildfires are most likely illegal and possibly rapist.

The president confirmed that wildfires might still be used in certain situations, such as burning down immigrant town, or causing them in other countries. “Wildfires will only be used when they a necessary and I am extremely great not just great but the greatest I will know when a wildfire will be needed I’m a billionaire.”, said The President.

“Previous administrations were unable to handle the problem of wildfires in California. Today we just solved the problem in one day! And we keep winning!” the president tweeted out.

The ban will be official starting tomorrow, so no more wildfires will be allowed.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

"Believe half of what you see and nothing you read online." - Pablo Reyes


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