Washington, D.C — The president of the United States has decided to put an end to school shootings by attacking the root of the problem—schools. President Trump is banning all schools to prevent future school shootings.
“We have a HUGE dilemma. Kids are dying in these shootings. It’s time to stop talking and actually do something, and I’m gonna do something, believe me”, said Trump in a press conference, “If there are no schools, there will be no school shootings. Problem solved, thank me later.”
President Trump believes that with no schools for school schoolers to target, they will just commit suicide. “This is a great step into making our country great again. Believe me”, said Trump.
Many are asking what will happen with the country’s education, Trump replied: “Some things need to be sacrificed for a greater good, believe me.”
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