Crip Gang Member Drinks Red Kool Aid for First Time, Quits Gang

“I been missing out my whole life.”

One Los Angeles Crip Gang member called it quits after tasting red kool aid for the first time.

Carlos Black says he’s no longer apart of the Compton Crips after drinking Red koolaid for the first time on the low, and realizing all this gang sh*t is stupid, and he just wanted to drink more red kool aid.

“One swig of it, and I knew I didn’t wanna kill people over colors no more. I wanna drink more kool aid”

Carlos says denying a man of red kool aid is like getting head with a condom on. Not fair. “Its only good if you can see the sugar at the bottom of the jug”.

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