Taco Ban: President Trump Pushing For The Ban Of Mexican Food In The U.S.

WASHINGTON DC - Months after Trump's "Muslim ban", prohibiting the travel from a list of middle eastern and African countries that pose a threat to the U.S,...

President Trump and CIA To Soon Deploy Highly Trained Vigilante To Clean Up Streets...

WASHINGTON DC - The violence in Chicago is no joke, the midwest city has among the highest murder rates in the country, with more homicides in 2016...

Snoop Dogg Arrested For Conspiracy After Talking About His ‘Murder Trump’ Video

Snoop Dogg, major pothead and advocate of violence as a form of protest, has landed in hot water over his video “Lavender,” in which he shoots Donald...

New Study Shows Subway’s Chicken Contains 50% Chicken And 50% Recycled Toilet Paper

The chicken in your Subway chicken sandwich might not contain very much chicken meat at all. A recent study conducted by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has found that...

Jay-Z Claims He Hasn’t Slept With Beyoncé In Over A Year; Says Twins Can’t...

LOS ANGELES - Everyone has heard the recent news of Beyoncé being pregnant with twins, and naturally, everyone has assumed that husband Jay-Z will father the twins....

Drivers Can Now ‘Legally’ Hit Protestors Standing In Their Way

A new bill will allow U.S. drivers to hit protestors standing in their way and remain immune from prosecution – even if the protestors suffer injuries. This bill...

ICE Agent Commits Suicide, Leaves Suicide Note Revealing Governments Plans To Disarm & Purge...

According to multiple creditable sources listed below, Martial Law is rapidly transforming from a conspiracy theory, to our reality here in America as we speak. Just a few...

Crip Gang Member Dies of Blood Lost After Refusing Red Blood Transfusion

“He died a real nig*a. Respect” – Crip Member Said one crip gang member about their falling soldier. Los Angeles crip gang member, Rodromas Johnson refused to have a...

Ex-Wife Ivana Claims Donald Trump Is Addicted To Penis Enlargement Pills

Donald Trump’s socialite ex-wife Ivana, says the President has been addicted to penis enlargement drugs for more than 30 years and still ingests at least 45 pills...

Mexico Agrees To Pay For The Wall Only If The US “Returning Texas To...

U.S. President Donald Trump said he had a friendly phone call with Mexico’s president on Friday but asserted he will renegotiate trade deals and other aspects of...

Kim Jong Un Admits He Hasn’t Nuked The U.S. Because Dennis Rodman Lives There

NORTH KOREA - In the midst of the ongoing nuclear conflict between America and North Korea, According to reports, Kim Jong-Un reportedly admitted that...

Lil Pump Reportedly Scores 142 On IQ Test, Making Him A “Genius”

FLORIDA - According to reports, rapper Lil Pump recently completed a mensa IQ test at a local Florida college, and scored a shocking 142,...

Justin Bieber Says “Pedophiles Run The ‘Evil’ Music Industry”

Justin Bieber told hundreds of people at a Bible study class in Los Angeles that he has “woken up” to the “evils of the...

Illuminati Ritual: New STD Lawsuits Against Usher Filed By A Man; And 2 Women

Usher being puppet of the Illuminati has been a rumor for years but always disbelieved one of the acts of being part of the...

Man Dies After Holding In Farts In His Girlfriend’s House

ARGENTINA - Jorge Caradeculito went to visit his girlfriend at lunch and had lunch with her and her mother. Unfortunately, the food was not was...

Snopes Owner Raises Over $600k In GoFundme Scam; Buys A New Ferrari

CALIFORNIA - After Snopes.com founder and owner David P. Mikkelson started a crowd-funding website to raise money for the companies' apparent financial troubles, having...