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New Study Shows Women Who Message Men First Live 20 Years...

CALIFORNIA - New studies conducted by researchers in California are showing that women who message men first, on average, live 20 years longer than...

As Mexico Loses To Brazil In World Cup Tequila Sales Skyrocket...

RUSSIA - The moment Brazil scored Patron, Don Julio and other tequila companies reported a sales increase. By the time the World Cup match...

White Woman Calls Cops On Innocent Black Man Selling Crack Cocaine...

CHICAGO - A white woman who called police on a 28-year old black man for selling crack cocaine in Chicago said she has received...

Florida Man Dies In Meth-Lab Explosion After Lighting Farts On Fire

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue...

Alabama Blesses ‘Incest’ Marriage Between Brothers And Sisters, Uncles And Nieces...

ALABAMA - The states highest court has toppled a cultural taboo — legalizing a degree of incest, between brothers and sister and uncles and...

Man Contracted Syphilis After Licking Stripper Pole Is Suing Strip Club

PORTLAND, OR - A 40-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Oregon strip club. The...

Alabama Man In Custody After Promising Kids V-Bucks But Instead Sexually...

ALABAMA - A Montgomery man has pleaded guilty to sexually abusing more than 10 boys by offer them free V-Bucks. What exactly are V-Bucks?...

Couple Mistakes Super Glue For Lubricant Gets Stuck Together For 16...

San Francisco, CA - A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking...

She Couldn't Hold It In: Drug Mule Arrested After Diarrhea incident...

An American tourist was arrested after more than 40 of the pellets of cocaine hidden in her anal cavity were ejected by a severe case...

7 Arrested After Retirement Home Raided By FBI For Running Elderly...

Seven employees of a nursing home for elderly people were arrested by the FBI this morning in Charlottesville, Virginia, for forcing the elders under...

Doctors Admit “Crystal Meth Is Actually Good For You”

Doctors have today admitted that they have been wrong about crystal meth this whole time and that the powerful narcotic is actually amazingly beneficial...

DC Man Sues McDonalds For Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal

Washington D.C. - Some people take marketing campaigns very seriously. This is the case of Ruben Caradehuevo, a depressed man that sued McDonalds for...

Tekashi69’s 15 Year-Old Boyfriend Showed Officers Where The Firearms Were Hidden During Raid

6ix9ine makes the headlines once again. The FBI raided the rapper's Brooklyn home and discovered a gun during their search. His boyfriend Marcos Santos...

The CDC Has Recommended Everyone Attending NBA Youngboys Concert To Wear A Face Mask,...

DALLAS - Due to the amount of spitting by NBA Youngboy at his shows the CDC has recommended that you wear facial protection after...

Lil Xan Has Been Released From The Hospital Again After He Continued To Eat...

Lil Xan has said he needed to go to hospital on Monday after eating too many Hot Cheetos. The Total Xanarchy rapper posted a message...