New Study Claims Dinosaurs Extinction Was Because They Liked Pineapple On Pizza

WORLD NEWS - A new study claims that probable cause of the extinction of dinosaurs was not do to the asteroid that hit earth but because dinosaurs...

Uber Has Been So Successful With UberEATS They Plan To Launch UberWEED

UberEATS is more profitable than Uber. Despite its seemingly successful business model and cultural ubiquity, Uber is now even closer and hope to launch UberWEED in 2018...

Sex Robots That Can Cook, Clean Efficiently Will Be Available By 2019

WORLDWIDE - According to reports, tech companies that are producing realistic sex robots are trying to reach the next level in creating sex robots that can cook...

Tide Confirms Tide Pods To Be Discontinued After Several Deaths Due To “Tide Pod...

Tide announced that it will be discontinuing their Tide Pods products due to many injuries even several deaths because of a social media trend called the "Tide...

Man Finds Friend Sleeping With His Sex Robot; Nearly Beats Him To Death

PORTLAND - A Portland man has been arrested after, according to police, "beating the living sh*t out of" his friend for allegedly sleeping with his sex robot. Mark...

Due To Government Shutdown W-2 Forms And Tax Returns Won’t Be Filed This Year

It’s tax filing season but you might not get a tax return all year. The federal government is shut down after a debate over immigration got in...

Man Claims That Drinking Gallons Of Sperm Cured Him Of Homosexuality

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm per day for...

Man Arrested After Caught Eating Ass Inside Toys “R” Us Store

ORLANDO - A Florida man, who is now required to register as a sex offender, has been arrested for reportedly "eating ass" inside a local Toys "R"...

Chinese Engineer Contracts STD After Having S*x With S*x Robot Prototype

CHINA - A Chinese engineer has reportedly contracted an STD after having sexual intercourse with a sex robot prototype. Phuck Yu Mang, pronounced "f*ck you mang", has reportedly...

H&M’s “Coolest Monkey In The Jungle” Sweatshirt Is Selling On eBay For Over $2,000!

CHICAGO - The green H&M sweatshirt caused outraged responses, with some notable exceptions. Some white — and a few black — people thought it was “cute” and...

Lil Tay Rushed To Hospital After Being Beat By Group Of Children At A...

LOS ANGELES - It is being reported that the internet famous 9 year old ‘Lil Tay’ has been admitted to the ER after she...

4/20 Tragedy: 3rd Person 28 Year-Old Man Overdoses From Marijuana

DENVER, CO – With marijuana grown indoors and mysterious chemicals used to make marijuana stronger everyday it was only a matter of time till...

Fortnite Creator Admits The Game’s Purpose Is To Prepare Young Men For War

UNITED STATES - Popular sandbox game Fortnite has grabbed the world by storm, literally. Being a free game, It is currently one of the...

Fake God’s Plan: Man Just Leaves Store After Announcing He Will Pay For Every...

BATON ROUGE – A Louisiana man was arrested after playing a ‘God’s Plan prank’ at a local Walmart. According to police, Denzel Young, 53, entered...

Is He Human: Mark Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over...

Mexican Boy Arrested & Deported For Singing Rancheras At A Local Walmart Store

SAN ANTONIO - A 10 year old boy was arrested and later deported back to his home country of Mexico after police arrested him...