Man Dies First Day On His Job (He Got Crushed While Working At A...

Ninety minutes into his first day on the first job of his life, Day Davis was called over to help at Palletizer No. 4 at the Bacardi...

Father Trades His 1 Year Old Son For A Pair Of Air Jordan Sneakers

CHICAGO - A Chicago man has reportedly traded his 1 year old son for a pair of Jordan sneakers. Jabari Collins, 32, apparently traded his son for a...

Suge Knight Escapes Los Angeles Prison After His Bail Is Set To 25Mill!

Los Angeles - Suge Knight was slapped with a staggering $25 million bail Friday thanks to his prime candidacy as a major flight risk, according to a...

26-Year-Old Denied His Tax Return After Claiming His 36 Kids!

Houston, TX - Jamal Jones tells us he was expecting a check well over “$30,000” but instead was issued a letter from the IRS denying his tax...

6 Teens Commit Suicide After Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction!

According to reports, there have been a total of six suicides since the day Zayn Malik announced he was leaving popular boy band One Direction. Zayn Malik's departure...

BREAKING: Man Claims He Understands What Young Thug Is Saying In His Music

  ST LOUIS - A St. Louis resident, Jacoby Olowo, age 24, is claiming to have the ability to miraculously understand what rapper Young Thug is saying in...

Valentines Day Tragedy: Teen Masturbated 56 Times Straight Before Dying of Heart Attack

PORTLAND - Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he  apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart...

The Center of Disease Control Says Ebola Vaccine Only Works On White People!

Atlanta Georgia - The Center of Disease Control, which is headquartered in Atlanta, has released a statement saying the trial vaccine for the deadly Ebola virus will...

Man Sues His Wife For Giving Birth To Ugly Baby!

***SHOCKING*** Man Sues His Wife For Giving Birth To Ugly Baby A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely...

FDA Approves New Miracle Drug “Nohomoicillin”, That Cures Homosexuality!

SILVER SPRING, MD- A newly developed drug produced to treat homosexuality was approved by the Food and Drug Administration last Wednesday. This miracle drug “Nohomoicillin”, was originally produced...

Kylie Jenner And Khloe Kardashian Are Pregnant, But Now It’s Being Reported That Caitlyn...

The Kardashian/Jenner Klan can’t stop growing. Kylie Jenner who is pregnant by boyfriend Travis Scott took the internet by storm last week but that's...

Chicago Man Fired After Attempting To Use Hurricane Irma As A Reason To Call...

CHICAGO - Latrell Davis, a south side Chicagoan, was fired Saturday afternoon from his job at Target for attempting to use Hurricane Irma as...

IDIOT OF THE WEEK: Donald Trump Suffers Vision Loss After Staring At Solar Eclipse

WASHINGTON DC - President Donald Trump is reportedly suffering from vision loss after staring directly at solar eclipse without solar glasses. Even after multiple warnings from...

Thousands Across The US Have Died Shortly After Looking At The Eclipse

US - Following the long awaited total solar eclipse, it is being reported that across the US, thousands of people died for unknown reasons. According...

Kim Jong Un Admits He Hasn’t Nuked The U.S. Because Dennis Rodman Lives There

NORTH KOREA - In the midst of the ongoing nuclear conflict between America and North Korea, According to reports, Kim Jong-Un reportedly admitted that...

Lil Pump Reportedly Scores 142 On IQ Test, Making Him A “Genius”

FLORIDA - According to reports, rapper Lil Pump recently completed a mensa IQ test at a local Florida college, and scored a shocking 142,...