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Man disappears on way to work after realising that he can

A man has disappeared after realising how easy that is. (Source: http://newsthump.com)

How are you pretending to be busy at work?

WHAT devious techniques are you using to look as if you’re working when you’re not? Read our guide - and maybe even learn some new ways...

Giant semi-naked statue of Jeff Goldblum to take over as PM due to overwhelming...

Theresa May's future as Prime Minister is looking even bleaker than normal today, after the installation of a statue of the actor Jeff Goldblum appeared in...

"Can I Leave My Bag Behind The Bar?" Says City Worker Who Thought He...

Josh, who is hesitant about leaving his a bag with his work laptop in the hands of a 19-year-old bartender, says he might just go home...

Soft play mummies. Stop giving yourself Snapchat dog ears and pay attention to your...

Why are there so many modern mummies who are fascinated with giving themselves bloody dog ears or all manner of other animal facial features on their...

Totally chaotic, f**ked-up mess of a family to get third dog

A FAMILY that exists in a state of filthy chaos has agreed that it would be great to get a third dog. (Source: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk)

Instagram Influencer Shows Off Her Political Side And Throws A Mandela Quote In The...

"Here I was thinking that she's was just there to provide me with a bit of softcore porn to fill the void left in my life...

National Carrier Pigeon Network Launched To Compete With NBN

"At the moment, we plan to use the birds to carry a 64GB USB flash drive between us and our clients," he said. (Source: https://www.betootaadvocate.com)

Woman finds herself in fast walking race with person behind her

A WOMAN found herself trying to walk faster than someone behind her for no good reason, it has emerged. (Source: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk)

I said 'grab them NOT by the pussy', clarifies Trump

President Trump has reversed what was thought to be his long-held position on genital grabbing, after reviewing a transcript of what he said. (Source: http://newsthump.com)

Florida Man Arrested For Tranquilizing And Raping Alligators In Everglades

FLORIDA - A Florida man has been arrested after authorities report he was tranquilizing alligators in the everglades and then raping them. 57 year old...

Man kills friend for calling his girlfriend ugly via Instagram questions thinking it was...

NEW ORLEANS - 23 year old Jason Johnson is facing murder charges after he allegedly shot and killed his friend Steven Daniels, aged 22,...

5 Signs Jesus Christ Was Probably Gay

1. An UNMARRIED 30-something in ancient times who NEVER had a girlfriend? Wow, definitely sounds like your average heterosexual dude. Jesus of Nazareth was a...

Woman Accuses Indian Man Of Rape After He Waved At Her On Facebook Messenger

USA - A woman has sued a man because he was “waving too much” at her, local authorities reported. 21-year old Maria Smith has...

Man Goes To XXXTentacion Memorial And Starts Destroying It!!!!

A man not yet identified ran into XXXTentacion's memorial scene and start kicking photos and trashing the place! XXX fans started to argue and...

McDonald’s Manager Shoots Man For Putting Soda In His Free Water Cup

ATLANTA - It is being reported that An Atlanta man was shot inside a local McDonalds for apparently putting soda in his water cup....