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Man Finds Friend Sleeping With His Sex Robot; Nearly Beats Him To Death

PORTLAND - A Portland man has been arrested after, according to police, "beating the living sh*t out of" his friend for allegedly sleeping with...

Due To Government Shutdown W-2 Forms And Tax Returns Won’t Be Filed This Year

It’s tax filing season but you might not get a tax return all year. The federal government is shut down after a debate over...

Man Claims That Drinking Gallons Of Sperm Cured Him Of Homosexuality

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm...

Man Arrested After Caught Eating Ass Inside Toys “R” Us Store

ORLANDO - A Florida man, who is now required to register as a sex offender, has been arrested for reportedly "eating ass" inside a...

Chinese Engineer Contracts STD After Having S*x With S*x Robot Prototype

CHINA - A Chinese engineer has reportedly contracted an STD after having sexual intercourse with a sex robot prototype. Phuck Yu Mang, pronounced "f*ck you...

H&M’s “Coolest Monkey In The Jungle” Sweatshirt Is Selling On eBay For Over $2,000!

CHICAGO - The green H&M sweatshirt caused outraged responses, with some notable exceptions. Some white — and a few black — people thought it...