MONTANA – Government officials have just confessed that President Barack Obama has accidentally fired two nuclear missiles to North Korean territory while apparently “joking” around with nuclear commanders while visiting Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana early Saturday morning.
“In what it calls an “unprecedented” action in the history of the intercontinental ballistic missile force, the nuclear missiles incident involving personnel and the president himself at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana, will bring further controversy and major international conflicts.”
According to nuclear commanders, the nuclear missiles only hit unhabited regions in North Korea, nowhere near major cities or towns. However, the disastrous incident will not be taken lightly. “President Barack Obama will be disciplined” says Eric Cantor, who is the majority leader of the House of Representatives. The House of Representatives will most likely look into impeaching the president.
North Korea has yet to respond to the major incident. “It would not be a surprise if North Korean leader Kim Jong-un declares war on the United States” says Unites States Army four-star general David G. Perkins. We will update you here on Huzlers.com when more information is revealed.