Bill Cosby Finally Admits To Have Molested 17 Women (Read More)


CALIFORNIA – American comedian and actor Bill Cosby has just confessed to the molestation of all 17 women who have publicly accusing the comedian of sexual misconduct. Many of the women say he drugged them before he raped them. Some of the alleged attacks took place decades ago.

Bill Cosby admits the molestations happened within a 4 year span decades ago. Bill Cosby confessed his crimes to reporters after being asked “Are the molestation allegations true Mr. Cosby?” by a reporter. Cosby responded with “You know what, It’s true, I molested all 17 of those women, but so what? When I said I liked “pudding”, I actually meant “pudding (putting) my penis in you know what” said Bill Cosby as he began to laugh hysterically.

However, Bill Cosby will not be prosecuted for 16 counts of molestation simply because they all fall outside of the criminal statute of limitations, basically meaning the women waited too long to file the criminal charges. The only alleged incident that clearly falls within the criminal statute of limitations is the one involving Andrea Constand. That event purportedly took place in 2004 in Pennsylvania, a state that provides victims with 12 years to file a criminal complaint in sexual assault cases.

We have to admit, at first, I thought the accusations were false and it was simply the Illuminati trying to ruin someone’s image again as they tried countless times before, Michael Jackson, Charlie Sheen *Cough Cough*. But now Bill Cosby has ruined his own image. A man once known for being a funny and jolly man is now known as a criminal.


Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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