Black Santa Claus Arrested After Breaking Into Homes And Nutting In Stockings

Philadelphia – An 18 year old man was arrested early Saturday morning for allegedly breaking into homes, dressed as Santa Claus, and ejaculating inside the residents’ Christmas stocking’s.

According to Philadelphia Police, 18 year old Dontavius Jackson had reportedly broke into about 14 houses that night between the times of 1:00 AM – 4:00 AM before being arrested by police. “I woke up at around 3 am to use the bathroom and saw a black Santa nutting in our stockings” said Katie Winslow, a resident of one of the homes Dontavius broke into. “He saw me and jumped out the window with his penis still out faster than my side n*gga when my boyfriend comes home. We’re on the third floor so I quickly looked out the window but didn’t see him, it’s like he disappeared.” finished Katie.

Police found a total of 31 stockings filled with semen in the 14 homes altogether. Authorities believe that Dontavius stayed true to “no nut november”, and thus had a large amount of semen in his body, enough to fill 31 stockings in 3 hours. Police also believe Dontavius actually somehow entered and left a few of the homes via the chimney. Dontavius is being charged with multiple counts of burglary and indecent exposure and can face up to 5 years in federal prison.


Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

"Believe half of what you see and nothing you read online." - Pablo Reyes


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