SEATTLE – Who’s says older people can not have fun like younger people? We are recieving reports that Microsoft founder and billionaire Bill Gates dropped a billion dollars in a Seattle strip club. Bill Gates was celebrating the promotion of a fellow Microsoft employee and close friend, who is only 25 years old.
Apparently the young man wanted to celebrate in a strip club and Bill Gates decided to accompany him along with more colleagues and friends. According to Witnesses in the strip club, Bill began to drop thousands of hundred dollar bills, which was brought in six large suitcases. “It was crazy”, says witness Darius Jones, “I saw a group walk in and instantly recognized it was that n*gga Bill Gates, then about twenty minutes later he started dropping those Benjamins and even checks of $10,000 like it was nothing is cause a Billion cash wouldn’t fit in those suitcases”.
Reporters managed to get an interview with Bill Gates as he was leaving the club. Bill Gates told reporters “I don’t care anymore, I’m old and I have so much money and nothing to spend it on, so why not? besides, after Young Thug denied my $9 Million dollar offer to stop rapping, I told myself “f*ck it”. Plus, I never knew strippers could be so beautiful, I guess I never really appreciated Black women”.
According to the strip club owner, everyone in the club got a piece of Bill Gates’ money. “Everyone got a piece—our workers, bouncers, strippers, people walking by the club, everyone”. We salute you, Bill Gates. But please, nobody tell his wife. For more articles, subscribe to huzlers.mystagingwebsite.com for email alerts.