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Chicago Man Fired After Attempting To Use Hurricane Irma As A Reason To Call...

CHICAGO - Latrell Davis, a south side Chicagoan, was fired Saturday afternoon from his job at Target for attempting to use Hurricane Irma as...

IDIOT OF THE WEEK: Donald Trump Suffers Vision Loss After Staring At Solar Eclipse

WASHINGTON DC - President Donald Trump is reportedly suffering from vision loss after staring directly at solar eclipse without solar glasses. Even after multiple warnings from...

Thousands Across The US Have Died Shortly After Looking At The Eclipse

US - Following the long awaited total solar eclipse, it is being reported that across the US, thousands of people died for unknown reasons. According...

Kim Jong Un Admits He Hasn’t Nuked The U.S. Because Dennis Rodman Lives There

NORTH KOREA - In the midst of the ongoing nuclear conflict between America and North Korea, According to reports, Kim Jong-Un reportedly admitted that...

Lil Pump Reportedly Scores 142 On IQ Test, Making Him A “Genius”

FLORIDA - According to reports, rapper Lil Pump recently completed a mensa IQ test at a local Florida college, and scored a shocking 142,...

Justin Bieber Says “Pedophiles Run The ‘Evil’ Music Industry”

Justin Bieber told hundreds of people at a Bible study class in Los Angeles that he has “woken up” to the “evils of the...