"Alex From Target" Reportedly Fired From His Job At Target (Read Details Here)


FRISCO, TEXAS – It is being reported that “Alex from Target” was fired from his job at Target upon arriving at work after school Monday around 4:00 P.M. Sources say his rapid rise to fame was the cause.

“Alex from Target” appears to be a normal good looking teenager with a normal job at Target, when all of a sudden, someone snapped a photo of him as he was bagging items at Target. The photo, somehow, was spread to millions of twitter users as they began to search for the young man’s twitter and his real identity. Upon finally finding Alex’s personal twitter, he gained hundreds of thousands of followers within a few hours. “#AlexFromTarget” also became the top trend worldwide. Long story short, he basically became famous in one day for simply being a good looking teenager.

Now that you know who Alex from Target is, in case you didn’t already, which we highly doubt thanks to teenage girls. We are sad to inform you that Alex was released from his job at Target, in other words, FIRED. Reporters spoke to Alex’s supervisor, who chose to remain anonymous for security reasons, within a few hours within the apparent release of Alex. After being asked why he decided to fire Alex, he responded with:

“Alex is a good kid and all but this is ridiculous, I mean, can we really trust teenage girls? they brought fame to Justin Bieber for Christ’s sake. We do not need negative attention and thousands of teenage girls coming to my store and creating havoc over Alex. Besides, Alex isn’t even all good looking, It was the angle in which the photo was taken”.

After being fired, Alex reportedly began to cry and scream “how am I supposed to stay famous if I’m not going to be Alex from Target anymore!” We are deeply sorry for Alex for Target, or rather now, Alex From Nowhere. What do you think about Alex’s supervisors decision? Tweet “#AlexFromNowhere” on Twitter with your opinion.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

"Believe half of what you see and nothing you read online." - Pablo Reyes