Alabama Blesses ‘Incest’ Marriage Between Brothers And Sisters, Uncles And Nieces Are Now Legal

ALABAMA – The states highest court has toppled a cultural taboo — legalizing a degree of incest, between brothers and sister and uncles and nieces — in a unanimous ruling.

Judge James Hamilton of the Court of Appeals wrote, “Such unions were lawful in Alabama until 1890.”

Many Alabama residents who kept their incest relationship a secret have come out and supported the new ruling. Over 5,000 marriage applications have been submitted, 99% are believed to be between siblings.

This new ruling has come as a great victory to the KKK community, as it has been proven that the group mostly consist of incest relationships. We spoke to a romantically involved sibling couple who proclaimed, “Gahh dammit Trump sure is making America great again”.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

"Believe half of what you see and nothing you read online." - Pablo Reyes


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