Alabama Blesses ‘Incest’ Marriage Between Brothers And Sisters, Uncles And Nieces Are Now Legal

ALABAMA – The states highest court has toppled a cultural taboo — legalizing a degree of incest, between brothers and sister and uncles and nieces — in a unanimous ruling.

Judge James Hamilton of the Court of Appeals wrote, “Such unions were lawful in Alabama until 1890.”

Many Alabama residents who kept their incest relationship a secret have come out and supported the new ruling. Over 5,000 marriage applications have been submitted, 99% are believed to be between siblings.

This new ruling has come as a great victory to the KKK community, as it has been proven that the group mostly consist of incest relationships. We spoke to a romantically involved sibling couple who proclaimed, “Gahh dammit Trump sure is making America great again”.

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