The Poor Warm-Up Guy
You regularly get a call around dinner time on Friday or Saturday night, to just hang out. Then after she’s wrung you out, she bolts. She says she’s going to meet her girlfriends, but you might just be the warm up for the main event. A little something to settle the nerves before her big date. There’s really no defense against this one, unless you want to go into full-on stalker mode. But why would you? You’ve stumbled upon a rare and beautiful thing: friends with benefits. Just make sure she brings the beer.