1) You’re Ugly
No if’s, and or buts, you were and maybe still third world ugly as f*ck. He more than likely looked at you and silently whispered “nah”, and we all know what happened after that..
2) Your Momma Ugly
If you weren’t that ugly per say, your loving and caring mother must have been. But then you ask yourself: “well if my mom was ugly, why did my dad have sex with her in the first place?”. Well, drugs, alcohol, and stupidity might have played a part, but then again, you can go ask your dad… oh wait.. Never mind.
3) He Was Married To The Streets
Your pops was married to the streets, plain and simple. You were calling his name, but the streets was calling his name even louder, and he just couldn’t resist the trappin’ feeling.
4) “That Line at Wal-Mart Ain’t No Joke”
Maybe your father didn’t leave you intentionally, maybe he was just busy… waiting in line at Wal-Mart… because we all know those lines at Wal-Mart ain’t no joke. Well At least he had a reasonable reason why he couldn’t be there for you.
5) He Was Too Busy Working On His Mixtape
Maybe your father was an aspiring rapper when your mother met him and he got too busy working on his mixtape he forgot all about you.