4th of July: Black Man Calls Police On Wife’s White Family For Cooking Unseasoned Food

MIAMI – It is being reported that a black man has called 911 on the family of his white wife for cooking food with no seasoning.

Jermell James, 34, called the authorities when his wife’s white family allegedly served him food with no seasoning during their fourth of July celebration. claiming that the food was so dry and bland that he “almost died”.

“I almost died” said Jermell, “damn chicken choked the hell out of me like undertaker when he does the chokeslam, i had to call the police that sh*t critical” finished Jermell. Although authorities did not make any arrests, they confiscated the family’s food and warned them about cooking unseasoned food.

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