23 Year Old Struck By Lightning While Masturbating In Bedroom!

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Dallas ,TX – Saturday night ended in a tragedy for 23 year old Alan Escamilla. According to reports Alan Escamilla was struck by lightning while he was masturbating in his bedroom.

According to Dallas MD, Alan Escamilla was masturbating in his bedroom, before a massive bolt of lightning struck him.When police and ambulance arrived on the scene, they found Alan Escamilla, which “looked like burnt coal”, according to Officer Bryan Granados.

Alans parents rushed to his bedroom where they heard a loud boom and saw Alan Escamilla in a masturbating position, with his hand wrapped tightly around his penis. Alan Escamilla father said his sons body was rock hard but he was breathing heavily and very much alive.

“This is a sign from God masturbation is a deadly sin” says the family church pastor Oscar Reyes, Who lives 2 houses down from Alan Escamilla. According to Alan Escamilla’s family and friends, Alan was a chronic masturbator, masturbating up to 5 times a day, and it is no surprise that he was struck by lighting while masturbating.

“If there was one thing about Alan, it’s that he masturbated all the time, Once he spent 4 hours in my restroom just masturbating I had to force him out my apartment” says long time friend of Alex Godoy. Alan Escamilla is expected to fully recover according to Baylor Hospital.

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