10 Ways To Tell If Your Mom Was A Hoe Back In The Day

8) See How Far A Banana Goes Down Her Throat

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Buy a few bananas from your local grocery store. Wait until your family goes to sleep. Get up around 4 A.M., take a banana, and quietly sneak into your mothers room. Peel the banana and carefully open her mouth and put the banana as deep as you can down her throat. It is said that hoes and even ex-hoes can easily fit long things down their throat with no problem. If your doesn’t suddenly wake up or gag, then there’s strong evidence she used to be a hoe.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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