8) See How Far A Banana Goes Down Her Throat
Buy a few bananas from your local grocery store. Wait until your family goes to sleep. Get up around 4 A.M., take a banana, and quietly sneak into your mothers room. Peel the banana and carefully open her mouth and put the banana as deep as you can down her throat. It is said that hoes and even ex-hoes can easily fit long things down their throat with no problem. If your doesn’t suddenly wake up or gag, then there’s strong evidence she used to be a hoe.