10 Ways To Tell If Your Mom Was A Hoe Back In The Day

7) Look For Secret Tattoos

Get some Roofies from your local drug dealer. Slip some Roofies into your Mom’s Ice tea. When your mom is finally unconscious, search for hidden tattoos on her body that can indicate she used to be a hoe. Common hoe tattoos are: “Only God Can Judge Me”, ANY tattoo on her lower back, butterfly tattoos, feathers turning into bird tattoos, etc.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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