10 Ways To Tell If Your Mom Was A Hoe Back In The Day

5) How Tolerant Is She To Ecstasy?

Take your family to a nice restaurant to dine. But before you plan the dinner, be sure to purchase a few ecstasy pills from your local drug dealer. Tell your mom that Michael Jordan is sitting at the table behind her, as she turns around to look, slip some ecstasy pills into her drink. Observe after a few minutes to see if you’re mom is acting a little odd, if she’s acting normal, she most definitely did ecstasy back in the day and developed a high tolerance, which means she was a hoe.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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