10 Ways To Tell If Your Mom Was A Hoe Back In The Day

4) Does Your Mom Get Cold?

Book a family trip to Antarctica. It has also been proven that hoes DO NOT get cold because they rather be a hoe and show skin, instead of wearing the proper clothing to stay warm, and as the saying goes: “once a hoe, always a hoe”. As you prepare to travel to Antarctica with your family, MAKE SURE your mom brings along proper winter clothing or she’ll just use the classic “I forgot to bring a coat” excuse. Observe to see if you’re mom rather stay warm with winter clothing or show some more skin to seduce the local penguins.

Written by Pablo Reyes Jr

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