10) Find Out For Yourself
When all else fails but you’re still having serious doubts about your mom being a hoe back in the day. No worries, simply build a time machine. Typically, Delorean DMC cars, or British phone booths work very well. Travel back in time and see for yourself. Follow your mom around and discover whether or not she really is a hoe. Even befriend her and take her to parties to see who she really was. And if you’re a guy, even try to hook up with her to see if she’ll go for it.